This morning I woke up with a huge sigh of relief.

My bridal team has arrived from all over the continent and are ready to rumble. They will not tolerate me being stressed for the big day and are going to to do everything in their power to keep me happy. That is very comforting.

I don't need to make any phone calls, get together any decorations, or write any more cheques. This weekend I have to myself. Everything I do is optional. Anything I don't want to do, my bridal task force has it covered. Never in my life have I been so grateful to have great friends.

I judge the people in my office who use mousepads to be ignorant and a little anal. Is this reasonable?

"And dry your feet before you step out of the shower"
"I don't even wash my feet, how can you expect me to dry them!"