I'm now writing for Western's Engineering paper. For those of you who have read any of my previous posts you'll understand what an honour it is to finally have my talent recognised. For those of you that can't read sarcasm they are practically begging for material. However I feel as though this coloumn is going to strongly represent the female engineering body and everyone will love it.

Today we were at the Wave supporting Homecoming with the Western Breakdancing Club. The people there were awesome and doing some amazing things. It got me thinking what it would be like to live with a penis. What would it be like to constantly have something inbetween your legs? I'm tempted to try. All I have to do is find two ping pong balls, encase them in a pouch attached to a small sock filled with flour. Or at least thats how I imagine it would be equivalent to. I think that if the ping pong balls were filled with Gak it would be even better. Or perhaps some sort of spherical object with a high K value with non-newtonian flow properties. Maybe instead of flour in a sock it would me more accurate to have magic mud, but with reverse properties. Not one of those cotton sport socks either, like those 'designer' socks that all girls where with the neat patterns. I can totally understand now why ball sweat happens so often. They is a lot packed in down there! I mean I don't even have room for my inner thighs inbetween my legs, let alone half my reproductive organs. Just a thought I had.

I am now knee high in poo. I dug a hole and today I jumped in it. I'm on 5 executives, and a member of 3 groups. In reality I love being busy. I get on a large high and just keep going. On the other hand I'm afraid that it's going to catch up to me considering it's only the first full week of school. Shit Anna, Shit.

Fight Club!


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