So on thursday I was doing soooo much homework I forgot to get dinner. So my mom had given me these coupons where I can recieve a free pizza. So I phoned up PIZZA PIZZA at 7:20 and asked them if I could have the pizza delievered eventhough I'm not even paying for it. They said yes, so I ordered the pizza and it was going to be about 40 min. I know that pizza delivery men are usually late, and that it's a sucky job, so I ignored the fact that my pizza wasn't here yet and decided to watch survivor. Half way through the show 'Old Chicago' (floor soph) asks "Didn't you order your pizza and hour ago? Where is it"
"Do you think that I should call?"
The people in the common room unanimously decided yes. So I called PIZZA PIZZA and told them that I had ordered a pizza and hour and ten minutes ago and I was just wondering what had happened to it.
"Oh, did you step out of your room for a minute?" the operator asks
"Ummm.. no" eventhough I had, but Bill and Rita were in the room the entire time.
"Oh, because is says here that the driver came and called your extension but there was no answer" --- bullshit
"Umm.. okay, well can I have it please"
"yes sure we'll send it right out"
So twenty minutes later I get a call from the front desk, and I run downstairs, impressed with the short time interval it took to prepare a new pizza. So I go downstairs, take hold of the box.... cold. They deliever f'n COLD pizza!!! I didn't want to hassel the driver because he has such a crappy job, but because he doesn't know how to dial an extention I didn't tip the lazy bastard.
So I go upstairs with this 2 hour old pizza and set it down. I wasn't about to make a big deal out of it 'caise there were people in my room, who could do nothing to help the situation, but I was extreamly pissed off, my mouth was salvating over HOT, maybe even WARM pizza, but now, I had morning-after ice cold pizza. This is not what I *paid* for. So I called customer service again and told them my situation. "Oh well would you like us to make you another pizza, we can have that sent right out for you" but by this time is was already 9:15, and what was I going to do with ANOTHER pizza, that would just mean that I would have to eat more cold pizza the next day. "Umm, no this is just fine, I have a microwave here, I just thought I let you know that I was delievered a cold pizza and.... that really sucks."
"Oh okay, I can put a $5 credit on this extention for you?"
"That would be great"
"Okay sorry about that"
"bye"
SO.. in then end I recieved a free $5 credit for a pizza that I didn't even pay for OR tip the lazy ass driver. Life is good.