I don't want to get stuck doing something I hate just because I'm good at it.

I was almost tricked by a screen saver pop-up. They were offering Spongebob squarepants and for a moment I thought the IT guy knew I wanted that screensaver and pulled it up for me. However while reviewing their extensive selection I was able to identify it as a pop-up and promptly closed the window.

I am so lonely.

If my surname was "Whistlecraft" I would keep it when I got married. I feel the same about "Karayacoubian". However there is something irresistably hilarious about being "Mrs. Cleaver".

If I had a newsletter I would include this article.

I think I'm going to start putting out a newsletter

My proffession is dominated by overweight men. For the most part the females are driven and in good shape and occasionally you run into the male equivalent. Exceptions aside, I work with fat men.